AustNode IRC Quotes Database

#90 (+|-) (Rated: 2)
<Moose> bleh need to rewrite this algorithm.
<helly> the only algorithm I know is pie
<helly> 1 beef and cheese pie = happy helly

#19 (+|-) (Rated: 3)
<helly> did you see my first act as staff?  
<helly> [20:13:48] -OperServ- Kayla has been joined to #iamaweiner.
<Kayla> you're an idiot helly
<Kayla> lol

#27 (+|-) (Rated: 2)
<Pinky> Some people get paid to sing for a living. ME.. people pay me to stop singing lol

#13 (+|-) (Rated: 2)
<DrEggman> brb I need a piss
<DrEggman> piss completed
<DrEggman> was amazing

#57 (+|-) (Rated: 5)
<Rain> u catch any fish?
<helly> nah
<helly> too much fresh water
<helly> not even any bait around
<Kayla> or fisherman too shit ey
<helly> whatever
<helly> fuckk off
<Kayla> :D
<Rain> lol kayla

#9 (+|-) (Rated: 1)
<TheAstro30> I actually did on one of those mini golf course things, where you only get a putter <TheAstro30> the bastard wasn't going where I tapped it, so I whacked the shit out of it <TheAstro30> ball ... LOL ... flew up in the air, bounced off a wall, missed some guys head and ended up over the fence
<TheAstro30> then ... I was asked to leave...

#83 (+|-) (Rated: 3)
<^bozoJim> aww
<^bozoJim> croaked it?
<Just_Pax> nah :)
<Just_Pax> weird, it came up stairs
<^bozoJim> cane toad?
<Just_Pax> jumped on my foot and jumped off again
<Just_Pax> yep
<^bozoJim> yikes
<Just_Pax> yeah, scared me a bit, too!
<Just_Pax> Me to the cane toad : Errm, you're not supposed to do that to my foot unannounced
<Just_Pax> CaneToad : FU ;)
<Rain> lol pax

#49 (+|-) (Rated: 1)
<PugMug> I used to have a toshiba.. I named it Tosha
<PugMug> I blame MrD... he likes to name everything.. lol

#119 (+|-) (Rated: 1)
[September 07, 2020 03:22:24 pm] <Just_Pax> i is drinking more coffee ;)
[September 07, 2020 03:24:48 pm] <Rain> good man
[September 07, 2020 03:24:56 pm] <Rain> that keep ur up for many hrs
[September 07, 2020 03:25:12 pm] <Just_Pax> that's the plan, man ;)
[September 07, 2020 03:26:09 pm] <Just_Pax> caffeine makes an extremely good laxative too, i have found :P
[September 07, 2020 03:30:16 pm] <Just_Pax> it'll give ya the squirtles if your not careful ;)
[September 07, 2020 03:33:51 pm] <Rain> lol
[September 07, 2020 03:33:56 pm] <Rain> hahah

#94 (+|-) (Rated: 2)
* Just_Pax (Just_Pax@9C46B3B6.8D3E03CE.73B7B8F5.IP) has joined #AustNode
* ChanControl sets mode: +v Just_Pax
* Just_Pax anounces his presence by letting one rip. *PAAAARP!*
<Moose> I give it a 4.
<Just_Pax> As corresponding to the number of letters "A" in the ParP?
* Just_Pax tries again.....
<Moose> I give it a 5.

#111 (+|-) (Rated: 3)
[June 28, 2020 03:38:31 pm] <TheAstro30> how was that 19 seconds
[June 28, 2020 03:38:35 pm] <TheAstro30> it only just appeared
[June 28, 2020 03:38:36 pm] <TheAstro30> ?
[June 28, 2020 03:39:37 pm] <Just_Pax> my scrotal cyst?
[June 28, 2020 03:39:41 pm] <Just_Pax> ;)
[June 28, 2020 03:39:45 pm] <TheAstro30> the duck...
[June 28, 2020 03:39:49 pm] <Just_Pax> oh.
[June 28, 2020 03:39:54 pm] <TheAstro30> i don't want to really know about your scrotum
[June 28, 2020 03:40:04 pm] <Just_Pax> they're fun to pop :)
[June 28, 2020 03:40:10 pm] <TheAstro30> ...
[June 28, 2020 03:40:17 pm] <TheAstro30> i hope you're talking about the ducks
[June 28, 2020 03:40:39 pm] <Just_Pax> if it helps you sleep any better at night, then yes ;)
[June 28, 2020 03:40:47 pm] <Just_Pax> but no. :P
[June 28, 2020 03:40:58 pm] <TheAstro30> ok...your scrotum aside
[June 28, 2020 03:41:17 pm] <Just_Pax> which way? left or right?
[June 28, 2020 03:41:28 pm] <TheAstro30> whatever floats your boat
[June 28, 2020 03:41:44 pm] <Just_Pax> i'd rather you not touch my scrotum.....
[June 28, 2020 03:41:57 pm] <TheAstro30> i don't WANT to touch your scrotum
[June 28, 2020 03:42:13 pm] <Just_Pax> yes, yes, very well then....
[June 28, 2020 03:42:31 pm] <Just_Pax> my birds need feeding ;)
[June 28, 2020 03:42:49 pm] <TheAstro30> dun dun dun da da dun dun dun da da MY SCROTUM!
[June 28, 2020 03:46:44 pm] <Just_Pax> Myyyyyyy Carona!

#91 (+|-) (Rated: 2)
<Moose> bleh need to rewrite this algorithm.
<helly> the only algorithm I know is pie
<helly> 1 beef and cheese pie = happy helly

#102 (+|-) (Rated: 2)
<Rain> you know what they say when you run out of toilet paper "be a man use your hand"
<StudMuffin> lol
<Rain> hehe

#75 (+|-) (Rated: 3)
* Kayla waits for PugMug to pass the bong around
* PugMug puffs and passes to Kayla
* Kayla passes out...light weight
<PugMug> lol

#82 (+|-) (Rated: 2)
<Just_Pax> sounds like a lovely day all round :)
<helly> yeah it was not bad  
<Just_Pax> i'm still on the scotch lolol
<^bozoJim> i have dihydrongen oxide
<Just_Pax> yes, H20 you silly bastard ;)
<^bozoJim> lol
<Just_Pax> don't try and scare us like that!
<Just_Pax> DiHydrogen Peroxide sounds a lot scarier to the common ear ;)
<Just_Pax> or
<Just_Pax> DiHydrogen monoxide ;)
<Rain> lol

#68 (+|-) (Rated: 1)
<Rain> whats kayla doing now
<helly> they've been smashing out the big bash ads lately
<helly> Kayla is reading
<helly> ofcourse
<Rain> of course lol
<Rain> surprised she doesnt become a teacher
<Rain> or a librayian
<Rain> read read read lol
<helly> lol
<helly> I know right
<helly> she picked up 4 new books on Monday
<Rain> what kind this time?
<helly> same shit as usual
<helly> it's a series she is reading
<Rain> ohh 4 books geez
<Rain> that give her a good few days to read them all
<helly> she's half way through one of them
<helly> by the looks of it
<Rain> fuck shes a fast reader lol
<helly> I like to put her books back a page or two
<helly> when she is not looking
<Rain> LMAO
<Rain> thats fkn mean ;p
<helly> hahaha yep
<helly> I do it to the kids too

#20 (+|-) (Rated: 2)
<PugMug> I suck.. I don't remember what mine is... and I'm too stoned to remember... don't judge... lol
<Pinky> LOL
<Pinky> Hahahah

#114 (+|-) (Rated: 3)
[July 15, 2020 03:18:59 pm] <bork> Aaaaaaaafternoon
[July 15, 2020 03:19:06 pm] <Rain> hey tork the bork xD
[July 15, 2020 03:19:16 pm] <bork> ^^ yeah!
[July 15, 2020 03:19:38 pm] <Just_Pax> bork man ;)
[July 15, 2020 03:19:41 pm] * bork has been cleared by the doc
[July 15, 2020 03:19:47 pm] <Rain> great news
[July 15, 2020 03:19:50 pm] <Just_Pax> ooooh :)
[July 15, 2020 03:19:54 pm] <bork> No serious probs. They want to look in my gi
[July 15, 2020 03:19:55 pm] * Rain gives bork some beers
[July 15, 2020 03:19:56 pm] <Just_Pax> sweet :)
[July 15, 2020 03:19:58 pm] <bork> Tum though
[July 15, 2020 03:20:03 pm] <bork> Endoscope soon
[July 15, 2020 03:20:12 pm] <Rain> is that where they shove a cam up ur butt bork?
[July 15, 2020 03:20:22 pm] <Just_Pax> no rain :P
[July 15, 2020 03:20:31 pm] <Just_Pax> that's a colonoscopy

#113 (+|-) (Rated: 3)
[July 10, 2020 06:35:13 am] * SmellyAnus farts
[July 10, 2020 06:37:14 am] <Rain> with ur stench i doubt the wuhan virus could surivie in ur zone xD
[July 10, 2020 06:37:40 am] <Rain> instant spray and murdered gone
[July 10, 2020 06:38:33 am] <SmellyAnus> lol
[July 10, 2020 06:38:46 am] * SmellyAnus farts again
[July 10, 2020 06:38:49 am] <SmellyAnus> x_x
[July 10, 2020 06:42:39 am] * Rain holds a sermon on the pub floor ....
[July 10, 2020 06:45:14 am] <Rain> dearly beloved fartasses, SmellyAnus was a gassy person who farted majority of his life, in his final moments of anti-stench freedom, he enjoyed IRC and making youtube videos, in his final moments he went to maccas came back farted and passed away
[July 10, 2020 06:45:23 am] <SmellyAnus> lol
[July 10, 2020 06:45:47 am] <Rain> may he be remembered as gassy gus :)
[July 10, 2020 06:45:52 am] <Rain> the end
[July 10, 2020 06:45:54 am] <Rain> xD

#17 (+|-) (Rated: 2)
<Pinky> Come on
* helly aims
<Pinky> Haha
<Pinky> Go away
<Pinky> :o
<Pinky> Take Kayla for a walk
<Pinky> Heheh
<helly> it's too cold outside for her
<helly> she'd complain the whole time  

#16 (+|-) (Rated: 2)
<helly> I feel attacked, I posted QUEENSLANDER! in a Go The Blues thread in a forum I visit. Their reply was - I hope we aren't typing to fast for you  
* helly cries
<Pinky> Hahahahhaha
<Kayla> suck it\

#103 (+|-) (Rated: 2)
<+Quackers> -._,.-°`'°-._,.-°`'° /_^{   QWAAACK
<+Quackers> The duck escapes.     ·°'`'°-.,¸¸.·°'`
<+Just_Pax> *My fuck escapes.*
<+Just_Pax> Darnit.....
<+Just_Pax> There goes my Live action!
<+Just_Pax> yiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyi!!!!
<+Quackers> -.,,.-°''°-.,,.-°''° \_O{   QWACK
* +Just_Pax makes the turtleman action sound
<+Quackers> The duck escapes.     ·°'`'°-.,¸¸.·°'`
<Just_Pax> ;)

#22 (+|-) (Rated: 1)
<Rain> .gag helly  
<helly> :o
<Kayla> takes more than that to shut him up

#88 (+|-) (Rated: 2)
* Just_Pax pokes rain, repeatedly......
<Just_Pax> In the ribs ;)
* Rain kicks just_pax in the balls
* PugMug *pokes* Rain
* Rain gets poked
* Just_Pax pokes rain, repeatedly......
<Just_Pax> Again ;)
* Rain kicks just_pax in the ballz again
<Rain> ;]
<Just_Pax> hmmmmmmmm
<Just_Pax> ow.
<Just_Pax> This is not working......
* Just_Pax gets rain drunk ;)
<Rain> no thanks :)
* Just_Pax ties Rain's leg's together
* Just_Pax soaks a rag in diethyl ether
* Just_Pax smothers rains face in it ;)
<Just_Pax> hahahahahaha
* Just_Pax watches as rain passes out.
* Just_Pax pokes rain ;)
<Just_Pax> now there's one for the IRC quote book ;) How do i post it?
<Just_Pax> :P

#25 (+|-) (Rated: 3)
<musicdrummer> Parking is as bad as driving in LA
<Pinky> I can pack my car into a good space too
<musicdrummer> I guess you're driving
<Pinky> Nah I'll need to fly

#87 (+|-) (Rated: 3)
<Rain> im gonna take a quick shower shortly
<Rain> i need a good wash xD
<Rain> armpits are yelling out to me washhhhh meeeee
<Just_Pax> yeah, my groin is starting to get a bit smelly, too ;)
<Rain> lol
<Rain> funny pax
<Just_Pax> when it starts to smell like an unkempt fish market, means it's time to have a shower ;)
<Just_Pax> You know i am :)
<Rain> lol a fish market
<Rain> :o
<Just_Pax> not a clean one
* helly gags
<Just_Pax> an unkempt one :P
<Just_Pax> yeah, hehe
<Rain> lol look what u did to helly lol
<Just_Pax> yeah, i stole his ducky ;)
* Just_Pax is now known as Scotchy_McScotchFace
* Scotchy_McScotchFace is now known as Scrathy_McCrotchFace
* Scrathy_McCrotchFace is now known as Scratchy_McCrotchFace
* Scrathy_McCrotchFace is now known as Scratchy_McCrotchFace
<Scratchy_McCrotchFace> seems to be a rather fitting nick right now :)
<Rain> rofl

#123 (+|-) (Rated: 2)
[November 06, 2020 09:41:09 pm] <BorkO> Back
[November 06, 2020 09:41:28 pm] <Just_Pax> WB BorkO
[November 06, 2020 09:41:31 pm] <Sunbeam> wb Bork with an O
[November 06, 2020 09:41:32 pm] <BorkO> Thnx
[November 06, 2020 09:41:35 pm] <BorkO> :p
[November 06, 2020 09:41:38 pm] <Just_Pax> \o/ :D
[November 06, 2020 09:41:43 pm] <BorkO> This is mobile bork
[November 06, 2020 09:41:53 pm] <BorkO> Currently on an electric recliner ^^
[November 06, 2020 09:42:04 pm] <Just_Pax> Hello, mobile bork :)
[November 06, 2020 09:42:14 pm] <BorkO> Possibly one of my favourite things
[November 06, 2020 09:42:17 pm] <Sunbeam> hi there mobile BorkO :)
[November 06, 2020 09:42:54 pm] <Just_Pax> This is mobile bork.... how may i direct your call? ;)

#15 (+|-) (Rated: 2)
<helly> it's not even that cold ffs
<Kayla> shut up, i love my air con
<helly> yet Kayla is blasting the aircon at 26, I am sweating my arse off haha
<Kayla> shit, lets not move to Tassie

#56 (+|-) (Rated: 2)
<helly> .w
<Forecast> Beerwah, Queensland, Australia (-26.850, 152.967) -- Moderate or heavy rain shower and 19° C
<helly> heavy is fucking right!
<helly> pissed down and our gutters overflowed
<helly> had to get out on the fucking ladder
<helly> which I hate
<helly> HATE!
<helly> in the rain
<helly> to clear out some of the fucking leaves
<helly> which I did
<helly> not that long ago!!
<helly> fuck the rain
<helly> and everyone who wished for it
<helly> now I am wet
<helly> and cranky
<Rain> LOL

#71 (+|-) (Rated: 2)
Just_Pax> try putting antiwringle cream on your balls, that's always good for a laugh! XD
<Rain> no thanks pax lol
<helly> haha I'll pass on that one too
<helly> :P
<Just_Pax> you'll end up with a peach sac
<Just_Pax> with 2 lychees in them!
<helly> peachy sac in TheAstro30's mouth

#2 (+|-) (Rated: 2)
<helly> fuck
<helly> stinky
<helly> stinky
<helly> stinky
<helly> dog
* helly gags
<helly> haha
* Kayla dies
<helly> Kayla is waving it away with her book
<Kayla> blowing it your way
<Kayla> if i'm dying, so are you
<helly> it smells like she ate something dead
<helly> and then shat it out
<helly> and then ate it again
<helly> and then farted
<Kayla> her guts are rancid
<Kayla> take her to the vet
<helly> they'd just say there's nothing they can do
<helly> and offer to put her down
<helly> lol
<Kayla> she'd smell better dead than she does right now
<Rain> roflmao
<Rain> sure tablets can do something?
<Rain> poor dog
<Rain> but u both r smelling it bad lol
<Kayla> maybe charcol tablets...i hear theyre good for stomach issues

#44 (+|-) (Rated: 1)
<TheAstro30> I have a penis
<Arrow>  But how often do you use it TheAstro30?
<TheAstro30> used it just today, thanks
<DrEggman> Your own hand doesn't count
<TheAstro30> sure it does

#116 (+|-) (Rated: 2)
[July 30, 2020 09:46:23 pm] <bork> Damn when did 10gb Ethernet rock up? And cat7
[July 30, 2020 09:46:43 pm] <Just_Pax> While you were sleeping ;)
[July 30, 2020 09:47:18 pm] <bork> That's nuts. I remember being stuck on the old 10mbit coax token ring network back in school.....
[July 30, 2020 09:47:22 pm] <bork> Lol
[July 30, 2020 09:47:31 pm] <Just_Pax> no doubt it's been used in commerce for awhile, but not domestically
[July 30, 2020 09:47:53 pm] <Just_Pax> hehe
[July 30, 2020 09:48:48 pm] <Just_Pax> LAN parties back in the old days
[July 30, 2020 09:49:39 pm] <bork> True. Big business gets the goods first.

#18 (+|-) (Rated: 2)
<Rain> brb toilet calls
<Kayla> are you over sharing again?
<Kayla> :D

#7 (+|-) (Rated: 3)
<Monopoly-away> Who are you ?
<Zuul> i am Zuul...teh monster in the fridge....and who are you? ;)
<Monopoly-away> I am bonko the floating monkey
<Monopoly-away> but im my spare time Im a stripper
<Zuul> yeah well, in my spare time i dress as a giant spider and fight crime

#31 (+|-) (Rated: 2)
<Kayla> bbs, helly is being demanding
<mozza> hahahaaa
<Kayla> xx
<mozza> i wont ask what for

#74 (+|-) (Rated: 2)
<helly> didn't get to sleep until like midnight because of the stupid dog
<helly> she was just being a noisy snoring bitch
<helly> I turned the air con on and the tv louder
<helly> and I could still hear her
<helly> it was making me so angry
<helly> knowing I had to get up early
<helly> most of the time it is just a bit annoying
<helly> but fuck I was mad
<helly> I kicked her out of her bed
<helly> and she looked at me like WTF man
<helly> told her to shut her fucking face up
<helly> so groaned and went back to her bed
<helly> she was being a fucking stupid bitch faced cunt of a dog
<mozza> LMAO
<Rain> wonder why dogs snore
<Rain> so much anger ;p
<Rain> prob must be very tired
<helly> cos she is a fat cunt of a dog
<helly> lol

#89 (+|-) (Rated: 3)
<Just_Pax> Ugh, still not cold enough
<Just_Pax> i like mine frosty cold
<Just_Pax> you know how you get cola so cold, that when you open it up and it starts freezing and turns into a slush puppy?
<Just_Pax> then you have to squeeze it out into a glass and it looks like the bottle is taking a shit?
<helly> lmfao I never get that

#52 (+|-) (Rated: 2)
<dave0> doh now i have to get up and go to the fridge
<Rain> get a mini fridge so u dont have to walk xD
<dave0> i need a slavegirl to get my beer and pat my hair
<^bozoJim> lol

#62 (+|-) (Rated: 2)
<helly> our food smells nice
<helly> can we eat it yet
<Kayla> well you're not getting any if you don't help me clean
* Kayla waves and goes back to slaving
<helly> just going to let me starve?
<Rain> lmao bossy kayla
<helly> pretty sure there are laws around that
<helly> no starving your husband or children
<Kayla> only for children, and contrary to appearances, you are not one
* Rain wonders if theirs laws about wife making husband slave clean ;p
<helly> yeah!
<helly> I bet there is
<helly> section 10a
<helly> wife should not make husband clean
<Kayla> wtf
<helly> it's in the good wifes handbook
<Rain> rofl handbook
<helly> section 1 through 9 are about blowjobs
<Rain> hahahah
<Kayla> alright
<Kayla> cleaning
<Kayla> now!
<Rain> in the bible: psalm 91:21 thou shalt slave husband to clean house and deny him food
<Rain> :)
<helly> lol
<helly> I should go pretend to do someting
<helly> bbiab
<Rain> lol pretent
<Rain> have fun
<helly> make it look like I am putting in some effort :P
* Rain thumbs up
<helly> haha
<helly> I'll start by having a quick smoke
<helly> hahah

#39 (+|-) (Rated: 1)
<Kayla> !duckstats helly
<f82k> fight him
<Kayla> i beat him regularly, keeps him in line
<f82k> Good stuff
<helly> she's got a bit of a mouth on her when she drinks!  
* helly flips Kayla off  
* PugMug bounces on Astro until all the gas comes out.. kinda like an Astro Bellows.. lol <TheAstro30> PugMug: LMFAO
<TheAstro30> im not a fucking bouncy toy
<TheAstro30> get the fuck off me
<Rain> lolz

#106 (+|-) (Rated: 2)
<Kayla> oa
<mozza> of bugga it
<mozza> oh
<mozza> see i give up tyoing
<mozza> shit
<helly> cut your fucking fingernails mozz!
<helly> lol
<mozza> NOOOO
<Kayla> lol
<mozza> never ever
<helly> it'll give you +100 typing skills
<mozza> or ever
<mozza> pfft stuff typing
<Kayla> how long are they now moz?
<mozza> ummm
<mozza> bout -------- thing long
<mozza> this
<mozza> actually longer
<mozza> loll
<Kayla> haha no wonder you can't type
<^bozoJim> lol
<mozza> ffs
<Kayla> or do you use the tips to type??
<Rain> lol
<mozza> they slip off the keys
<mozza> i have to use the tips of my nails
<mozza> and they slip[ and slide all over
<mozza> if i use finfers they hit the keys above
<Kayla> yeh

#61 (+|-) (Rated: 2)
* TheAstro30 farts
<Kayla> that'll clear out the room
<TheAstro30> I did this deep bassy fart this morning
<TheAstro30> damn, the echo!
<Rain> <TheAstro30> I did this deep bassy fart this morning <TheAstro30> damn, the echo! <---you must be proud lol :)
<TheAstro30> oh i was
<Rain> wake everyone up too ?
<TheAstro30> the rest of the guests on this floor probably not
<Rain> haha

#51 (+|-) (Rated: 2)
<helly> people like that piss me off, it's why I couldn't do a job like Kaylas
<helly> I'd be like "knock knock" on the door, and then in their face when the door opened haha <Kayla> flashing your gang sign at them helly?
<helly> lol  

#120 (+|-) (Rated: 1)
[October 27, 2020 12:41:41 am] <^bozojim> ok I have just ordered the teddy kit
[October 27, 2020 12:42:06 am] <TheAstro30> awww
[October 27, 2020 12:42:17 am] <^bozojim> he is caled arthur
[October 27, 2020 12:42:18 am] <TheAstro30> is that a sex thing or a normal teddy?
[October 27, 2020 12:42:22 am] <^bozojim> is a 40cm one
[October 27, 2020 12:42:27 am] <^bozojim> normal teddy bear
[October 27, 2020 12:42:30 am] <TheAstro30> a normal, k
[October 27, 2020 12:42:46 am] <TheAstro30> wait, arthur?
[October 27, 2020 12:42:51 am] <^bozojim> yes
[October 27, 2020 12:43:07 am] <TheAstro30> hmm
[October 27, 2020 12:43:35 am] <^bozojim>
[October 27, 2020 12:44:08 am] <TheAstro30> oh, nice
[October 27, 2020 12:44:16 am] <TheAstro30> so he has um
[October 27, 2020 12:44:23 am] <^bozojim> and I will dress him
[October 27, 2020 12:44:30 am] <^bozojim> as an old fashioned gentleman

#69 (+|-) (Rated: 3)
<helly> this dinner hates me tonight
<helly> cut some chilis for it
<helly> washed my hands
<helly> wiped my eye 5 mins later
<^bozojim> lol
<helly> burning chilli eye
<^bozojim> ouchies
<helly> sauce spat at me when I stirred it
<helly> burned my arm
<helly> then pouring the pasta water out
<helly> burnt my finger
<helly> fml
<helly> I swear I usually do a decent job
<helly> haha
<helly> it's just tonight that seems to have gone wrong for me
<helly> haha
<helly> fucking hell

#34 (+|-) (Rated: 1)
<helly> hey Revolver
<helly> feeling any better?
<Rain> what antibootics they called?
<Revolver> its alpha mox
<helly> for a cold/flu?
<Revolver> yea
<helly> man your GP sucks balls  
<helly> ALPHAMOX will not work against infections caused by viruses, such as colds or flu.
<helly> Dr Helly suggests an extra blanket on the bed and keep on top of the panadol/panadine <Rain> bwahahah
<helly> just keep really fucking warm while sleeping and you'll feel better in no time  
* helly will not be held responsible for any seizures that may occur!

#98 (+|-) (Rated: 1)
<StudMuffin> the rain is coming down harder now.
<TheAstro30> well tell him to fuck off
<Rain> rofl

#55 (+|-) (Rated: 2)
<Pinky> I want to lose 10
<PugMug> I still have a ways to go.. I just need to get this whole blood pressure thing wankered out
<PugMug> I need to lose another 45 kilos...ugh
<helly> feel free to donate 10-15 this way :)  
<Pinky> Haha helly

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<Rain> Naked Daddy was listening to zuuly quote the bible coz he needs to be @ church xD <NakedDaddy> Turned me on that bible shit
<Zuul> and God smote the naked daddy and cast him into the lake of slow cooking flames... NakedDaddy stayed alive as he was slowly roasted over 1000 reaked of raw sewage and burned plastic and had the texture of.campbells chicken noodle soup...and God looked down on the chared remains of NakedDaddy