AustNode IRC Quotes Database


#10 (+|-) (Rated: -4)
<musicdrummer> everybody is on tonight. What's the occasion?
<NakedDaddy> Should all be in church
* Zuul reads the bible to NakedDaddy psalm 91:13 thou shalt tred upon the lion and the serpent, the young lion and the pesky dragon thou shalt trample under feet
<musicdrummer> lol
<NakedDaddy> What kind of gay bible shit is that
<Zuul> you wanted.to be in church


#76 (+|-) (Rated: -3)
<helly> finally found what I was looking for!
<helly> took me forever
<^bozoJim> brain?
<helly> :o
<Rain> food?
* helly leaves
<Rain> smokes?
<helly> it was a photo
<Rain> of ur smokes?
<helly> of a sword fish that had speared a turtle
<Rain> loll
<helly> oh ffs
<^bozoJim> lol


#5 (+|-) (Rated: -2)
<JakeSays> was called Arrow Launcher, but it was renamed to Microsoft Launcher
<pandem1> what does it launch
<JakeSays> penises


#78 (+|-) (Rated: -2)
<Just_Pax> My cigarette lighter is about to die.....
<^bozojim> aww
* Just_Pax reads it it's final rights and a passage from the bible.
<^bozojim> lol
<Just_Pax> ;)


#86 (+|-) (Rated: -2)
<Kayla> i woke up in the middle of the night last night, cause i heard my dumb dog's nails tippy tapping on the tiles
<Kayla> i'm like, ffs i bet she's pissed/shit on the floor again
<Kayla> made myself get up to find it to clean it, hoping like hell i don't stand in it before i see it (no glasses, blind as bat)
<Rain> ur dogs being a pain again kayla
<Kayla> NO shit or piss anywhere to be found
<Kayla> must have just been hunting scraps in the kitchen
<Rain> how come hellys dog never does nuffin ;p
<Rain> his a good boy aye
<helly> he's the goodest boy!
<Kayla> no no, helly's dog had explosive diahorria in the ensuite
<helly> one time in his life
<helly> your dog does it because she is a cunt
<TheAstro30> LOL
<helly> spiteful shits on the floor
<Just_Pax> at least he was trying for the right place ;)
<Kayla> but that one time, was worse than all the normal old solid shits my dog has taken on the tiles
<helly> that's not fair, he was not a well boy


#11 (+|-) (Rated: -1)
<Rain> Naked Daddy was listening to zuuly quote the bible coz he needs to be @ church xD <NakedDaddy> Turned me on that bible shit
<Zuul> and God smote the naked daddy and cast him into the lake of slow cooking flames... NakedDaddy stayed alive as he was slowly roasted over 1000 years...it reaked of raw sewage and burned plastic and had the texture of.campbells chicken noodle soup...and God looked down on the chared remains of NakedDaddy


#73 (+|-) (Rated: -1)
<DragonsBlood> i found a pubic hair stuck to the wall...
<DragonsBlood> wondering how the hell it got there
<DragonsBlood> must be mine, its my room


#93 (+|-) (Rated: -1)
***** Women chat has taken place ***** - No Men Allowed!

<PugMug> MrD has a girls name.. which is fine.. I don't mind looking like a lesbian.. MrD is more of a lesbian than I am anyway
<Kayla> hahahaha
<Kayla> i quite like some of the male names that they've started using as female names
<mozza> kayla :)))) hi PugMug
<helly> I've always identified with lesbians, I love titties
<mozza> hey helly
<Kayla> mozzzzzzzzzzzza!
<PugMug> hi mozza
<helly> haha
<helly> hey moz
<Kayla> ffs helly
<mozza> anyone else hiding there
<mozza> how are u kayla ?
<Just_Pax> yeah, me.
<PugMug> MrD swears I'm a boobysexual
<mozza> lol
<Kayla> lol
<mozza> MrD ?
<helly> haha PugMug
<Kayla> am alright thanks moz, you?
<mozza> great thanks :)
<PugMug> my husband of 33 yrs.. .lol
<mozza> ohhhhh
* Kayla has a sore eye
<mozza> time to get rid of him ?
<mozza> whats up with your eye ?
<Kayla> i told her it was time to trade in moz
<mozza> lmao
<Kayla> oh just some "inflamation" in the oil duct of my stupid eye lid apparently
<mozza> hmmm hope it gets better soon then
<Kayla> apparently not lol, it will likely take weeks
<mozza> ohhh bugga that
<Kayla> so, prepare for me to sook about my eye for a while :P
<mozza> awe
<mozza> we will ignore :)
<Kayla> :o
<mozza> lolol
<mozza> :O


#99 (+|-) (Rated: -1)
<helly> * TheAstro30 instigates a cock fight with helly <- haha pass
<TheAstro30> no choice
<TheAstro30> I already cock slapped you
<hailstorm> lol
<helly> It must be small, I didn't even notice!
<helly> :P
<Rain> rofl them cock sword fighting words helly
<TheAstro30> mt 12" cock is not small
<helly> I think you missed the decimal point 1.2"
<helly> haha
<Rain> LOL
<TheAstro30> fk u
<helly> :D


#107 (+|-) (Rated: -1)
<Kayla> i went a mowed in the middle of the day cause weather app said it was going to rain at 1pm
<Kayla> it fucking lied!
<mozza> lmao
* Rain cuts Mozza's fingernails
<^bozoJim> well it is winter here on the wild wet west coast
<mozza> no way
<mozza> i put a gel coating over them so they are always long :)
<Rain> every nail u cut mozza ill grant u +100xp bonus for quackers :P
<mozza> like i give a frig rain :P
<Kayla> haha
<Rain> to make it sweater ill make it +1000xp per nail cut ;p
<mozza> nope
<mozza> well i could then just make them long again
<helly> offer her one of your hundreds of toilet paper rolls rain?
<Rain> rofl helly
<Rain> sure why not
<Rain> ;p
<mozza> i did the nail course years ago :P
<mozza> i have toilet paper
<mozza> i dont hoard though
<mozza> i buy as i need it
<^bozoJim> same
<mozza> good
<mozza> now the weather is realyl nice hey
<helly> ours is lasting heaps longer these days with Kayla putting in effort
<mozza> lmao
<helly> she no longer spins the roll like she is spinning the wheel of fortune wheel
<Kayla> oi!
<mozza> omg lmao helly
<mozza> funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnny
<mozza> SA!
<Kayla> though, we have been using much less :P
<mozza> we have too
<Rain> lol helly
<Kayla> it's much easier for girls, to be able to use lots
<Rain> good on ya kayla for putting in effort :)
<Rain> lol it is?
<Rain> just how much do ya need
<Kayla> yes, because you never want it to soak through
<mozza> hahaha
<mozza> well if u dont use enough then the nails pokes through
<Kayla> well we were only allowed to buy two, not enough for four people
<mozza> i got a pack of 24
<helly> well one for me and one for one of you three
<helly> fight it out amongst yourselves
<mozza> hahah
<Rain> haha
<Kayla> charming
<mozza> isnt he
<mozza> NOT!!!


#9 (+|-) (Rated: 0)
<TheAstro30> I actually did on one of those mini golf course things, where you only get a putter <TheAstro30> the bastard wasn't going where I tapped it, so I whacked the shit out of it <TheAstro30> ball ... LOL ... flew up in the air, bounced off a wall, missed some guys head and ended up over the fence
<TheAstro30> then ... I was asked to leave...


#13 (+|-) (Rated: 0)
<DrEggman> brb I need a piss
<DrEggman> piss completed
<DrEggman> was amazing


#32 (+|-) (Rated: 0)
<helly> I poured you wine and you poured a bucket a water on me
<helly> I feel that is an unfair trade
<Kayla> i poured water on you before i needed you to pour me wine
<helly> even worse!
<Kayla> no, worse would have been after you poured me wine


#33 (+|-) (Rated: 0)
<Rain> u two as parents got it tough
<helly> sometimes I think we do
<helly> other times I feel like selling them on gumtree


#37 (+|-) (Rated: 0)
<helly> your dog taught my dog how to be a dickhead
<Kayla> noooo
<Kayla> she wasn't scared of fireworks until she saw your dog being a wanker


#45 (+|-) (Rated: 0)
<DrEggman> I need a mega piss
<TheAstro30> so go?
<DrEggman> I'm saving water
<Rain> LOL
<TheAstro30> piss out the window then
<TheAstro30> or in a bucket
<Rain> or a coke bottle
<DrEggman> I don't fit in a coke bottle


#47 (+|-) (Rated: 0)
<DrEggman> This stuff is amazing https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/I2AZ2aHx/1568815725.JPG
<DrEggman> The mint one makes your balls feel nice :P


#48 (+|-) (Rated: 0)
<helly> fucking bullshit
* helly spits at his cpu
<helly> useless i5 fucker
<helly> how the fuck can it go from 16-25% up to 100%
<helly> it's averaging 12-16% ffs
<helly> then bam  
<helly> 100%  
<DrEggman> wouldn't think it's the PSU, maybe the Aus government is monitoring what your doing


#59 (+|-) (Rated: 0)
* Rain waves
<TheAstro30> elo
* Kayla waves
<Kayla> cleaning up this pig sty we like to call our house today
<Rain> how fun
<Kayla> i know right
<Kayla> and my damn dyson has half shit itself
<Rain> charge it? lol
<Rain> or is it flat?
<Kayla> it's a plug in one
<Rain> ohh
<Kayla> the power head thingo isn't spinning
<Kayla> i'm hoping it's cause it needs to be emptied
<Kayla> waiting on helly to empty it, but he's playing his stupid game
<Rain> why cant u empty it?
<Kayla> am allergic to dust
<Rain> ahh
<Kayla> i could empty it, but he usually does so i don't sneeze for the rest of the day (and complain at him)
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<Kayla> haha
<Kayla> would need hazmat suit or something too, reacts on my skin also
<Kayla> seems much easier to make helly do it :P
<Sony> Mens Breaking Bad Movie Costume Hazmat Suit Walter Hazard Chemical Yellow Mask | eBay
<Rain> ^ there ya go :)
<Kayla> lol
<Kayla> the neighbours would start thinking i'm cooking


#62 (+|-) (Rated: 0)
<helly> our food smells nice
<helly> can we eat it yet
<Kayla> well you're not getting any if you don't help me clean
* Kayla waves and goes back to slaving
<helly> just going to let me starve?
<Rain> lmao bossy kayla
<helly> pretty sure there are laws around that
<helly> no starving your husband or children
<Kayla> only for children, and contrary to appearances, you are not one
* Rain wonders if theirs laws about wife making husband slave clean ;p
<helly> yeah!
<helly> I bet there is
<helly> section 10a
<helly> wife should not make husband clean
<Kayla> wtf
<helly> it's in the good wifes handbook
<Rain> rofl handbook
<helly> section 1 through 9 are about blowjobs
<Rain> hahahah
<Kayla> alright
<Kayla> cleaning
<Kayla> now!
<Rain> in the bible: psalm 91:21 thou shalt slave husband to clean house and deny him food
<Rain> :)
<helly> lol
<helly> I should go pretend to do someting
<helly> bbiab
<Rain> lol pretent
<Rain> have fun
<helly> make it look like I am putting in some effort :P
* Rain thumbs up
<helly> haha
<helly> I'll start by having a quick smoke
<helly> hahah


#66 (+|-) (Rated: 0)
<TheAstro30> i need a root
<helly> surely someone there could hook you up?
<TheAstro30> nah
<TheAstro30> they're either lesbians or ugly or old
<helly> couple of brown paper bags could solve a couple of those issues
<helly> hahaha
<TheAstro30> eew
<helly> double bag them incase one comes off
<helly> you could also do the triple bagger
<helly> and wear one yourself
<helly> incase both come off


#70 (+|-) (Rated: 0)
<helly> haha talking about posting stuff
<helly> our daughter came like some runner up in a make up competition
<helly> they are sending her some free make up
<helly> she has been out looking in the mailbox like 3 times a day for it since they emailed her
<helly> hahah
<helly> keen AF
<^bozojim> lol
<Rain> LMAO hahahah


#71 (+|-) (Rated: 0)
Just_Pax> try putting antiwringle cream on your balls, that's always good for a laugh! XD
<Rain> no thanks pax lol
<helly> haha I'll pass on that one too
<helly> :P
<Just_Pax> you'll end up with a peach sac
<Just_Pax> with 2 lychees in them!
<helly> peachy sac in TheAstro30's mouth


#94 (+|-) (Rated: 0)
* Just_Pax (Just_Pax@9C46B3B6.8D3E03CE.73B7B8F5.IP) has joined #AustNode
* ChanControl sets mode: +v Just_Pax
* Just_Pax anounces his presence by letting one rip. *PAAAARP!*
<Moose> I give it a 4.
<Just_Pax> As corresponding to the number of letters "A" in the ParP?
* Just_Pax tries again.....
<Just_Pax> *PAAAAAAAAAARP!*
<Moose> I give it a 5.


#98 (+|-) (Rated: 0)
<StudMuffin> the rain is coming down harder now.
<TheAstro30> well tell him to fuck off
<Rain> rofl


#100 (+|-) (Rated: 0)
<helly> Q. why did the sperm cross the road
<helly> A. Because TheAstro30 put the wrong sock on this morning


#117 (+|-) (Rated: 0)
[July 31, 2020 09:50:02 pm] <Rain> ^ 40gb connection bork
[July 31, 2020 09:50:03 pm] <Rain> go crazy
[July 31, 2020 09:50:04 pm] <Rain> ;p
[July 31, 2020 09:50:06 pm] <Rain> cat 8
[July 31, 2020 09:50:08 pm] <Rain> xD
[July 31, 2020 09:50:20 pm] <bork> O.o dafuq
[July 31, 2020 09:50:27 pm] <helly> no shit hey
[July 31, 2020 09:50:30 pm] <helly> that is crazy
[July 31, 2020 09:50:33 pm] <bork> That's godamn mental
[July 31, 2020 09:50:43 pm] * Rain laughs @ bork's shocked face hahaha
[July 31, 2020 09:50:54 pm] <Rain> where da fuck u been hiding bork ;p
[July 31, 2020 09:51:11 pm] <Rain> waiting for cat 9 to come out at higher speeds prob in next few yrs lol
[July 31, 2020 09:51:12 pm] <Rain> xD
[July 31, 2020 09:51:51 pm] <bork> Dude that's 5gbytes/s of throughput....


#120 (+|-) (Rated: 0)
[October 27, 2020 12:41:41 am] <^bozojim> ok I have just ordered the teddy kit
[October 27, 2020 12:42:06 am] <TheAstro30> awww
[October 27, 2020 12:42:17 am] <^bozojim> he is caled arthur
[October 27, 2020 12:42:18 am] <TheAstro30> is that a sex thing or a normal teddy?
[October 27, 2020 12:42:22 am] <^bozojim> is a 40cm one
[October 27, 2020 12:42:27 am] <^bozojim> normal teddy bear
[October 27, 2020 12:42:30 am] <TheAstro30> a normal, k
[October 27, 2020 12:42:46 am] <TheAstro30> wait, arthur?
[October 27, 2020 12:42:51 am] <^bozojim> yes
[October 27, 2020 12:43:07 am] <TheAstro30> hmm
[October 27, 2020 12:43:35 am] <^bozojim> https://teddysbits.com.au/product/arthur/
[October 27, 2020 12:44:08 am] <TheAstro30> oh, nice
[October 27, 2020 12:44:16 am] <TheAstro30> so he has um
[October 27, 2020 12:44:23 am] <^bozojim> and I will dress him
[October 27, 2020 12:44:30 am] <^bozojim> as an old fashioned gentleman


#121 (+|-) (Rated: 0)
[October 27, 2020 06:57:08 pm] <^bozojim> back
[October 27, 2020 06:57:35 pm] <TheAstro30> wb
[October 27, 2020 06:57:38 pm] <^bozojim> ty
[October 27, 2020 06:57:41 pm] <TheAstro30> yw
[October 27, 2020 06:57:42 pm] <kramer> Retail re open in Melbourne tomorrow
[October 27, 2020 06:57:45 pm] <Just_Pax> je voudrais une encounteur sexuale avec jemma jamison
[October 27, 2020 06:57:47 pm] <TheAstro30> $2 please
[October 27, 2020 06:57:51 pm] <^bozojim> lol
[October 27, 2020 06:58:01 pm] <TheAstro30> i get paid to welcome people back
[October 27, 2020 06:58:11 pm] <^bozojim> no one told me
[October 27, 2020 06:58:15 pm] <Just_Pax> cool :)
[October 27, 2020 06:58:24 pm] <TheAstro30> i just did?
[October 27, 2020 06:58:43 pm] <Rain> lol


#2 (+|-) (Rated: 1)
<helly> fuck
<helly> stinky
<helly> stinky
<helly> stinky
<helly> dog
* helly gags
<helly> haha
* Kayla dies
<helly> Kayla is waving it away with her book
<Kayla> blowing it your way
<Kayla> if i'm dying, so are you
<helly> it smells like she ate something dead
<helly> and then shat it out
<helly> and then ate it again
<helly> and then farted
<Kayla> her guts are rancid
<Kayla> take her to the vet
<helly> they'd just say there's nothing they can do
<helly> and offer to put her down
<helly> lol
<Kayla> she'd smell better dead than she does right now
<Rain> roflmao
<Rain> sure tablets can do something?
<Rain> poor dog
<Rain> but u both r smelling it bad lol
<Kayla> maybe charcol tablets...i hear theyre good for stomach issues


#3 (+|-) (Rated: 1)
<CrapHazard> 1st he's 3 minutes early, this year he pisses off for a piss and doesn't come back for 11 minutes then still reckons its new years eve ... then, chucks and bangs his head in the loo <CrapHazard> and thinks its monday lol
<CrapHazard> hey matt, got a new suggestion for your nick this year
<CrapHazard> "RevolvingDoor"
<CrapHazard> coz you sure are in and out enough


#7 (+|-) (Rated: 1)
<Monopoly-away> Who are you ?
<Zuul> i am Zuul...teh monster in the fridge....and who are you? ;)
<Monopoly-away> I am bonko the floating monkey
<Monopoly-away> but im my spare time Im a stripper
<Zuul> yeah well, in my spare time i dress as a giant spider and fight crime


#8 (+|-) (Rated: 1)
<DrEggman> You play golf?
<Monopoly> yes
<DrEggman> Not sure I¬ôve got the patience to hit that little white ball
<TheAstro30> I'd end up whacking the fuck out of it


#21 (+|-) (Rated: 1)
<Crissy> i was stoned lst night
<PugMug> my son bought me a half gram of pineapple express in a vape cartridge
<Pinky> Is that a flavoured mull mix?
<PugMug> yes
<Pinky> Sounds fancy  
<PugMug> meh.. it's okay... it gets me stoned without all the mess.. so that's a bonus


#24 (+|-) (Rated: 1)
* Rain goes with pinky to Area 51
<Pinky> Yaay let's go
* Pinky runs into the room and begins parking her bag
<Crissy> parking???????
<Pinky> Packing
<Pinky> Hahah
<Rain> lol pinky
<Crissy> hahahahahahhahah


#25 (+|-) (Rated: 1)
<musicdrummer> Parking is as bad as driving in LA
<Pinky> I can pack my car into a good space too
<musicdrummer> I guess you're driving
<Pinky> Nah I'll need to fly


#28 (+|-) (Rated: 1)
<helly> I am use to a whole king sized bed to myself and I had to share a queen with Kayla haha <mozza> lmao
<mozza> greedy :o
<helly> lol


#34 (+|-) (Rated: 1)
<helly> hey Revolver
<helly> feeling any better?
<Rain> what antibootics they called?
<Revolver> its alpha mox
<helly> for a cold/flu?
<Revolver> yea
<helly> man your GP sucks balls  
<helly> ALPHAMOX will not work against infections caused by viruses, such as colds or flu.
<helly> Dr Helly suggests an extra blanket on the bed and keep on top of the panadol/panadine <Rain> bwahahah
<helly> just keep really fucking warm while sleeping and you'll feel better in no time  
* helly will not be held responsible for any seizures that may occur!


#35 (+|-) (Rated: 1)
<Kayla> omg helly was biting his nails and now they're on my clean floor
<mozza> ewwwwwwwwwwwwww
<mozza> thast gross
* Kayla nods
<helly> to be fair, I was trying to spit them at Kayla across the room
<Kayla> he stopped biting for ages, had him trained and shit


#39 (+|-) (Rated: 1)
<Kayla> !duckstats helly
<f82k> fight him
<Kayla> i beat him regularly, keeps him in line
<f82k> Good stuff
<helly> she's got a bit of a mouth on her when she drinks!  
* helly flips Kayla off  
* PugMug bounces on Astro until all the gas comes out.. kinda like an Astro Bellows.. lol <TheAstro30> PugMug: LMFAO
<TheAstro30> im not a fucking bouncy toy
<TheAstro30> get the fuck off me
<Rain> lolz


#40 (+|-) (Rated: 1)
<^bozoJim> try being accused of making pot holes
<^bozoJim> when I fart
<TheAstro30> LOL
<@^bozoJim> and one says if I ever got into the snow if I let rip I would melyt it behind me in a rocket blast<-wtf
<^bozoJim> light it up and I  rocket donw the snow
<TheAstro30> you need to call NASA
<TheAstro30> you have invented a new form of rocket propulsion
<^bozoJim> lol


#41 (+|-) (Rated: 1)
<TheAstro30> my tits stink
<TheAstro30> i must lactate or some shit
<helly> you're a dairy factory! :P  
<helly> milk and cheese
<TheAstro30> LMFAO
<TheAstro30> fuck YOU!
<helly> comon' that was good hahah


#44 (+|-) (Rated: 1)
<TheAstro30> I have a penis
<Arrow>  But how often do you use it TheAstro30?
<TheAstro30> used it just today, thanks
<DrEggman> Your own hand doesn't count
<TheAstro30> sure it does


#49 (+|-) (Rated: 1)
<PugMug> I used to have a toshiba.. I named it Tosha
<PugMug> I blame MrD... he likes to name everything.. lol


#58 (+|-) (Rated: 1)
<Kayla> one transaction a day is all you're allowed?
<Rain> well thats a fucked up bank
<^bozoJim> on my visa account
<^bozoJim> is all i need
<^bozoJim> for free
<^bozoJim> and anymore $1 a transaction
<Kayla> i wanna spend my money likes it's a fucking free for all
<helly> you fucking do
<Kayla> oi
<Kayla> you fucking do
<helly> nope
<helly> not me
* Kayla nods
<Kayla> yes you
<Rain> lmao


#60 (+|-) (Rated: 1)
<Kayla> all good, helly's up now :)
<Rain> u mean his off his game lol
<Kayla> sighing and shit about having to do it, but doing it all the same
<Rain> awww
<Rain> tell him to get over it
<Rain> ;p
<Rain> u come with the package
<Rain> haha
<Rain> ;p
<Kayla> haha no need to antagonise him...at least until after he's done it
<Kayla> :D
<Rain> lolz
<Rain> u can always signing back to him
<Rain> gang signs style!
<Kayla> my gang signs look like there's something seriously wrong with me
<Rain> hahahha
<Kayla> have no idea what i'm doing, so just do spaz hands and pull weird faces haha
<Rain> lmao
<Rain> silly kayla ;p
* Kayla nods
<Rain> ok why dont you sigh back at him ;p
<Kayla> he's too busy sighing and stomping to hear
<Rain> ahh his angry lol
<Kayla> nah
<Kayla> just gets sick of me making him do shit
<Rain> you don't need pot holes in ya floors cause of the stomping ;)
<Kayla> haha
<Kayla> lucky we got concrete under the tiles huh
* Rain nods def
<Rain> <Kayla> just gets sick of me making him do shit <---kids can't help?
<Rain> airtask the job ? :)
<Kayla> lol
<Kayla> oh no, he's snooping
<Kayla> shh
* Rain hides
* Rain waves to helly
<Rain> lol
<helly> err
<helly> I did not stomp you bitch
<Rain> lolz heya helly :)
<helly> I did sigh, I was in a good rotation
<helly> yo


#61 (+|-) (Rated: 1)
* TheAstro30 farts
<Kayla> that'll clear out the room
<TheAstro30> I did this deep bassy fart this morning
<TheAstro30> damn, the echo!
<Rain> <TheAstro30> I did this deep bassy fart this morning <TheAstro30> damn, the echo! <---you must be proud lol :)
<TheAstro30> oh i was
<Rain> wake everyone up too ?
<TheAstro30> the rest of the guests on this floor probably not
<Rain> haha


#63 (+|-) (Rated: 1)
<helly> bleh
<Rain> wb helly
<helly> I am having to drink my rum out of a fucking cup
<helly> cheers
<^bozoJim> wb helly
<helly> I haven't drunken rum out of a cup or glass for years
<helly> unless I am at the pub
<helly> but even then I try buy the stubbies of rum
<helly> I usually buy cans
<helly> then take a sip
<helly> and pour in my rum
<helly> haha
<helly> would rather the can
<helly> but they had none at aldi
<helly> fuckers
<helly> I checked a few days ago and they had none
<helly> so I went back today
<helly> still none
<helly> useless fucks
<helly> I could have gotten sugar free
<helly> but that's bullshit
<helly> so a cup it is
<helly> not even a glass
<helly> our daughter used our good glass for a makeup cleaning cup
<helly> ffs
<Rain> lmao
<Rain> go daughter!
<Rain> use hellys cup
<helly> and then only other shit we have is plastic cups
<Rain> :p
<helly> pffft
<Rain> hahaha
<Janet> i told you that you would would rue the day when you messed with Janet... now begin your rueing... i'll just sit here and watch.
<helly> fuck off janet you fuckwit
<Janet> Fuck off yourself.
<Rain> rofl
<helly> :o
<helly> how fucking rude


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<GordonRamsay> I went to go get KFC before, right
<GordonRamsay> and I'm in the drivethru, a few cars in front. So, it's my turn at the box, no one said anything yet so I'm looking at the menu board
<GordonRamsay> I see all these other burgers and shit and I'm like "where the fuck's the ultimate box"
<GordonRamsay> I'm slightly confused, so I peer out the top of windscreen at the overhead sign...
<GordonRamsay> I'm in fucking Hungry Jacks drivethru, not KFC
<GordonRamsay> KFC, is right next door ... idiot
<GordonRamsay> lucky I didn't say anything when the girl asked for my order, otherwise I'd have looked like a complete dickhead asking for an ultimate box meal at a hungry jacks...
<GordonRamsay> i had one of those "derpa derp" moments ... like, how I didn't notice the overhead 3 cars back is beyond me


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<Rain> oh yeah
<Rain> how old r ya helly
<helly> 37 I think
<helly> pretty sure that's right
<Rain> lmao
<Rain> u think?
<^bozoJim> lol
<Rain> o.0
<helly> I stopped keeping track after 30